[He pulls out his pokedex and starts looking through it for this strange pokemon. Yeesh, it was a tiny shark dinosaur thing. What teeth it had...] ...Give him a chew toy that isn't breathing. Nurse Joy should have a few around.

[Spinach pancakes actually sound tasty, but the boysenberry inclusion does not. He thinks it over for a second. It's hard to figure out what to say since he hasn't tasted the meal but visuals were pretty important too.]

Since you're making breakfast, you should have left out the spinach from the pancakes. That way they'll add a sweet touch to the rest of the savory part of the meal. ...And get a timer so you don't overcook anything. ...I can't say for sure since I haven't tasted what you have there.